Farallon Plate: I've decided to write down the pickup lines and hook up lines from Jenna Marbles' video
Are you from Tennessee? Because I want to make out with your face.
Is that a mirror in your pants? Because you look fucking sexual tonight.
What’s your sign? Is it please let me touch your ass?
You know what they say about guys with big feet. Have sex with me.
Marry had a…
















